Last Good Book I Read: Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
Latest Happy Song: Paper Planes by M.I.A (karaoke by HOPE BALES! lol)
Current Bane of My Existence: English Homework
Last Time I Felt Sexy: Yesterday
My New Goal: I WANT ABS.
Reason I Come To School n Thursdays: French Club (EVERY WEEK who needs to be an officer?)
And now a message inspired by Hope Bales.
"Hope Bales sits next to me typing up her 'Huckfinn' essay frantically as it is due fifth period. She occasionally exclaims "FUCK! fuckfuckfuckfuck!" And becomes seriously agitated. Taking frequent gulps of water from her peculiarly shaped water bottle (seriously. PADLOCK), she giggles over my should as I type about her. She then states "I should make a blog, connect it to yours, and then we can have like blog-wars and debate about stuff." As I watch her procrastinate this essay even now, she tells me how much she often does this. Saying "I should win an award for procrastination. Of course, I'll never get it cause I'll never apply. It'll be like 'I need to apply for that'" she then goes on to say, "Which is like the philosophy of my life." As the end of the period nears, and hovers above Hope Bales's head, she becomes overly retarded and begins typing crazily as she nears the final moments of her essay. Reaching the end of it she takes a breath of relief and in that moment....her head explodes. Spraying me with the guts and knowledge of Hope Bales. May her mind rest in peace(es) lol"
Okay! And that's first period with Hope Bales today. hahaha, how does your first period go?
TWMA,
Sacred Secret